legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

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alegorys:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

alegorys:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

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can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

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disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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witchchad:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

witchchad:

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

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HO L YSH IT

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neptunain:

remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate

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